Give me yesterday's bread, this day's flesh, and last year's cider

The two most beautiful sights I have witnessed in my life are a full blown ship at sail and the round-bellied pregnant female.

On second thought, it's a good thing love is blind otherwise it would see too much.

Pride that dines on vanity, sups on contempt.

The art of acting consists in keeping people from coughing.

Take the money in your wallet and invest it in your mind. And in return, your mind will fill up your wallet!

The poor have little; beggars, none; the rich, too much; enough, not one.