If you would know the value of money; go, and try to borrow some! For, he that goes a borrowing, goes a sorrowing! and indeed, so does he that lends to such people, when he goes to get it in again!

Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.

On the whole, though I never arrived at the perfection I had been so ambitious of obtaining, but fell far short of it, yet I was, by the endeavor, a better and a happier man than I otherwise should have been had I not attempted it.

If this lady is pleased to spend her days with Franklin, he would be just as pleased to spend his nights with her.

The nearest I can make it out, "Love your Enemies" means, "Hate your Friends"

Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy

Many complain of their memory, few of their judgment.