I wish it were possible, from this instance, to invent a method of embalming drowned persons in such a manner that they may be recalled to life at any period, however distant; for having a very ardent desire to see and observe the state of America a hundred years hence, I should prefer to any ordinary death the being immersed in a cask of Madeira wine with a few friends till that time, to be then recalled to life by the solar warmth of my dear country!

The eye of the master will do more work than both his hands.

Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

How can any Action be meritorious of Praise or Dispraise, Reward or Punishment, when the natural Principle of Self-Love is the only and the irresistible Motive to it?

There will be plenty of time to sleep once you are dead

Our whole life is but a greater and longer childhood.

The only certain things in life are death and taxes!