A child thinks 20 shillings and 20 years can never be spent.

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.

Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife.

Acquire Riches by Industry and Frugality.

Let me resolve to be virtuous, that I may be happy, that I may please Him, who is delighted to see me happy. Amen.

He that sells upon Credit expects to lose 5 per Cent. By bad Debts; therefore he charges, on all he sells upon Credit, an Advance that shall make up that Deficiency.

Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to gain leisure.