It is a strange anomaly that men could be careful to insure their houses, their ships, their merchandise, and yet neglect to insure their lives - surely the most important of all to their families, and more subject to loss.

Conceiving God to be the fountain of wisdom, I thought it right and necessary to solicit his assistance for obtaining it.

Waste neither time nor money, but make the best use of both.

Savages we call them, because their manners differ from ours, which we think the perfection of civility; they think the same of theirs.

Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy.

If you want something done, ask a busy person.

If you have no Honey in your Pot, have some in your Mouth.