Private property ... is a Creature of Society, and is subject to the Calls of that Society, whenever its Necessities shall require it, even to its last Farthing, its contributors therefore to the public Exigencies are not to be considered a Benefit on the Public, entitling the Contributors to the Distinctions of Honor and Power, but as the Return of an Obligation previously received, or as payment for a just Debt.

I believe ... that the soul of man is immortal and will be treated with justice in another life, respecting its conduct in this.

Let every fart count as a peal of thunder for liberty. Let every fart remind the nation of how much it has let pass out of its control. It is a small gesture, but one that can be very effective - especially in a large crowd. So fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty - and fart proudly.

Mary's mouth cost her nothing for she never opens it but at others' expense.

Many have quarreled about religion that never practice it.

A man may, if he knows not how to save as he gets, keep his nose to the grindstone.

Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.