What can laws do without morals?

Our necessities never equal our wants.

Christianity commands us to pass by injuries; policy, to let them pass by us.

By playing at Chess then, we may learn... First: Foresight. Second: Circumspection. Third: Caution.

Let every fart count as a peal of thunder for liberty. Let every fart remind the nation of how much it has let pass out of its control. It is a small gesture, but one that can be very effective - especially in a large crowd. So fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty - and fart proudly.

If a man could have half of his wishes, he would double his troubles.

Kill no more pigeons than you can eat.