The person who deserves most pity is a lonesome one on a rainy day who doesn't know how to read.

The two most beautiful sights I have witnessed in my life are a full blown ship at sail and the round-bellied pregnant female.

You don't get somebody to like you by doing them a favor. That only tends to build resentment over the fact that they are needy and you are not. No, you ask them to do you a favor.

Willows are weak, but they bind the Faggot.

Arguing is a game that two can play at. But it is a strange game in that neither opponent ever wins.

Two dry Sticks will burn a green One.

Scarcely was I arrived at fifteen years of age, when, after having doubted in turn of different tenets, according as I found them combated in the different books that I read, I began to doubt of Revelation itself.