I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.

He [the Rev. Mr. Whitefield] used, indeed, sometimes to pray for my conversion, but never had the satisfaction of believing that his prayers were heard.

I have heard that nothing gives an Author so great Pleasure, as to find his works respectfully quoted by other learned authors.

Eat what you like, but dress for other people.

Would thou confound thy enemy, be good thyself.

Flesh eating is unprovoked murder.

Can anything be constant in a world which is eternally changing?