E'er you remark another's sin, bid your own conscience look within.

He that doth what he should not, shall feel what he would not.

I believe in one God, Creator of the Universe in that He ought to be whipped from pilar to post and back again for His shameful actions toward Humanity.

An infallible Remedy for the Tooth-ach, viz Wash the Root of an aching Tooth, in Elder Vinegar, and let it dry half an hour in the Sun; after which it will never ach more; Probatum est.

When in doubt, don't.

One of the greatest tragedies of life is the murder of a beautiful theory by a gang of brutal facts.

Take heed of the Vinegar of sweet Wine, and the Anger of Good-nature.