Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.

Grief for a dead Wife, and a troublesome Guest, Continues to the threshold, and there is at rest; But I mean such wives as are none of the best

It is the duty of mankind on all suitable occasions to acknowledge their dependence on the Divine Being.

He that resolves to mend hereafter, resolves not to mend now.

The eye of the master will do more work than both his hands.

If the elbow had been placed closer to the hand, the forearm would have been too short to bring the glass to the mouth; and if it had been closer to the shoulder, the forearm would have been so long that it would have carried the glass beyond the mouth.

The nearest I can make it out, "Love your Enemies" means, "Hate your Friends"