The devil wipes his breech with poor folks' pride.

I wish it were possible, from this instance, to invent a method of embalming drowned persons in such a manner that they may be recalled to life at any period, however distant; for having a very ardent desire to see and observe the state of America a hundred years hence, I should prefer to any ordinary death the being immersed in a cask of Madeira wine with a few friends till that time, to be then recalled to life by the solar warmth of my dear country!

A father's a treasure; a brother's a comfort; a friend is both.

Many have been ruined by buying good Pennyworths.

He that lives upon hope will die fasting.

If you can't pay for a thing, don't buy it. If you can't get paid for it, don't sell it. Do this, and you will have calm and drowsy nights, with all of the good business you have now and none of the bad. If you have time, don't wait for time.

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter.