Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter.

Most people die at 25 but are buried at 75.

A lady asked Dr. Franklin Well Doctor what have we got a republic or a monarchy - "A republic," replied the Doctor, "if you can keep it."

A little Religion, and a little Honesty, goes a great way in Courts.

How do you become better tomorrow? By improving yourself, the world is made better. Be not afraid of growing too slowly. Be afraid of standing still. Forget your mistakes, but remember what they taught you. So how do you become better tomorrow? By becoming better today.

[E]very Man who comes among us, and takes up a piece of Land, becomes a Citizen, and by our Constitution has a Voice in Elections, and a share in the Government of the Country.

The nearest I can make it out, "Love your Enemies" means, "Hate your Friends"