I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands, or commanding wives.

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.

I think that a young state, like a young virgin, should modestly stay at home, and wait the application of suitors for an alliance with her; and not run about offering her amity to all the world; and hazarding their refusal. Our virgin is a jolly one; and tho at present not very rich, will in time be a great fortune, and where she has a favorable predisposition, it seems to me well worth cultivating.

Hast thou virtue? acquire also the graces and beauties of virtue.

Idleness and pride tax with a heavier hand than kings and governments.

A good conscience is a continual Christmas.

Time is an herb that cures all Diseases.