Nine Men in Ten are Suicides.
If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.
The people heard it, and approved the doctrine, and immediately practiced the contrary.
Life with Fools consists in Drinking; with the wise Man, living's Thinking.
Onions can make even Heirs and Widows weep.
Be cheerful -- the problems that worry us most are those that never arrive.