I am in the prime of senility.

He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.

Epitaph on a scolding wife by her husband: Here my poor Bridget's corpse doth lie, she is at rest - and so am I!

He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.

There are more old drunkards than old doctors.

Courteous Reader, Astrology is one of the most ancient Sciences, held in high esteem of old, by the Wise and the Great. Formerly, no Prince would make War or Peace, nor any General fight in Battle, in short, no important affair was undertaken without first consulting an Astrologer.

The United States Constitutional Convention, except for three or four persons, thought prayers unnecessary.