Epitaph on a scolding wife by her husband: Here my poor Bridget's corpse doth lie, she is at rest - and so am I!

Hear reason, or she'll make you feel her.

The only certain things in life are death and taxes!

A lady asked Dr. Franklin Well Doctor what have we got a republic or a monarchy - "A republic," replied the Doctor, "if you can keep it."

Money is of a prolific generating nature. Money can beget money, and its offspring can beget more.

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.

Great talkers are little doers.