At the working man’s house, hunger looks in but dares not enter.

Arguing is a game that two can play at. But it is a strange game in that neither opponent ever wins.

I believe in one God, Creator of the Universe in that He ought to be whipped from pilar to post and back again for His shameful actions toward Humanity.

Fish and visitors stink in three days.

Teach your child to hold his tongue; he'll learn fast enough to speak.

There are two ways to increase your wealth. Increase your means or decrease your wants. The best is to do both at the same time.

Without freedom of thought, there can be no such thing as wisdom; and no such thing as public liberty without freedom of speech; which is the right of every man as far as by it he does not hurt or control the right of another; and this is the only check it ought to suffer and the only bounds it ought to know.... Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freedom of speech, a thing terrible to traitors.