Censor: A self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people's business.

Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.

There is a mass of people, we might as well admit, who if they weren't watching television, would be doing absolutely nothing else.

Everybody was being decent, and when people are decent, thing work out for everybody. That has been my theory all through life. If you're making money, let the other fellow make it too. If somebody's getting hurt, it's bad, but if you can work a thing out so that everybody profits that's the ideal business.

Censor: A self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people's business.

One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship.

There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he's a college professor!