Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.

There is a mass of people, we might as well admit, who if they weren't watching television, would be doing absolutely nothing else.

There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he's a college professor!

Do I believe in ghosts? Of course I do. So do you. Deep in the souls of the most sophisticated of us is lurking a fear of the supernatural which all the discoveries of scientists cannot eradicate.

Most of the things that are supposed to be so objectionable in books are things that every teenager, in the United States, not only knows, but has talked about at length in school, or on the way home from school.

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.

The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?