Bernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say.
When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take 'em.
I don't have no story. Everybody wants this Hollywood story, but the world don't owe you nothing, man. It's what you owe the world.
I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.
Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
I'm so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.