My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.

The two sides of Bernie - that's a quiet weapon that I have.

I'm not a politician, I'm a comedian. I know my limitations.

They say if you don't have your health you ain't got nothing, but the truth is you ain't got nothing if you don't have no one to worry about your health.

I don't have no story. Everybody wants this Hollywood story, but the world don't owe you nothing, man. It's what you owe the world.

I have so much respect for what's funny.

I'm not ashamed to tell the truth about what happened in my family. I think that's what makes my comedy different.