I hate to let people down. I was like that in sports and I was like that in comedy. I was like that at work. When I worked General Motors and stuff like that, when I say something, I mean it.

Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.

My grandmother always told me how you start is how you finish.

I know doing movies is where I need to be. That's where my audience wants to see me.

The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of.

I don't have no story. Everybody wants this Hollywood story, but the world don't owe you nothing, man. It's what you owe the world.

Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.