I love who I am. I love what I've become.

You know, every time it comes, every time that light comes on or every time that camera comes on, every time that microphone comes on, the Mac Man seek and destroy.

The two sides of Bernie - that's a quiet weapon that I have.

I love who I am. I love what I've become.

Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.

I've introduced myself with comedy, and once you've introduced yourself as something, that's where people keep you. That's where people like to hold you.

My daughter was a beautiful child.