I want to have fun. Life ain't no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I'm a comedian; I ain't no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love.

I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.

I want to play a villain - I can't wait to play a villain.

The two sides of Bernie - that's a quiet weapon that I have.

Sometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure is just life's way of preparing you for success.

I love my daughter, but there's a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughter, you know?

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take 'em.