My family are police officers, detectives. My brother Mitch is FBI. Mitch is like that - a stern enforcer.

America...Do not touch my TV, my DVD, my stereo, my dual-deck VCR. Do not touch my old school, my new school, my slow jams, my party jams, my happy rap, and you better not touch...My James Brown.

The two sides of Bernie - that's a quiet weapon that I have.

Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was power.

If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that's bigger than anything else.

I've never been no superficial cat.

Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.