When you're offstage, that's the footprint. That's the man God's gonna judge.

The Bernie Mac Show' is my life. It's the truth, and I'm not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my life.

I'm an entertainer and I really enjoy entertaining. I think if you're going to really be what you say you are, you have to really live it, work it, practice it, and think it.

Sometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure is just life's way of preparing you for success.

I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.

I'm not a star, and I don't want to be a star. Stars fall. I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.