When you're offstage, that's the footprint. That's the man God's gonna judge.

Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.

When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures.

Shut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don't start writing no letters. I'm just kidding. But am I lying?

Fear is not one of my attributes.

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

I came from a place where there wasn't a lot of joy.