I was good at keeping my mother from crying.
Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.
Bernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say.
I'm not a star, and I don't want to be a star. Stars fall. I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
I hate to let people down. I was like that in sports and I was like that in comedy. I was like that at work. When I worked General Motors and stuff like that, when I say something, I mean it.