Bernie Mac don't sugarcoat.
Hugs aren't like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around.
Shut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don't start writing no letters. I'm just kidding. But am I lying?
I was a street performer for two years.
The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them.
Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.