I came from a place where there wasn't a lot of joy.

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take 'em.

Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.

I want to speak directly to the audience, to say, 'I'm like you - I'm frustrated, I'm not an expert, I don't have a manual on parenting, I make mistakes, I'm selfish too.'

Sometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure is just life's way of preparing you for success.

You know, every time it comes, every time that light comes on or every time that camera comes on, every time that microphone comes on, the Mac Man seek and destroy.

I'm an entertainer and I really enjoy entertaining. I think if you're going to really be what you say you are, you have to really live it, work it, practice it, and think it.