I get facials. I get a manicure and pedicure every week. I get my hair cut, and I oil myself down from head to toe. I got that from my brother. I was so impressed with how high maintenance he was. When he left the room, you could still smell him for an hour.

I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.

As I got older, I got into all kinds of things in the streets - but for some reason, I never got caught up with the gangs growing up. Everybody dug me, man. I never had problems.

Bernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say.

You can't be a doctor if you don't know the entire parts of the body.

My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.

Sometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure is just life's way of preparing you for success.