The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them.

I want to do something that people can really say, 'Hey, man, that was good, I'm proud of you, I'm proud of that.' 'Pride' and 'Transformers' and things like that.

My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take 'em.

I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.

I've introduced myself with comedy, and once you've introduced yourself as something, that's where people keep you. That's where people like to hold you.

They say if you don't have your health you ain't got nothing, but the truth is you ain't got nothing if you don't have no one to worry about your health.