If you don't have fun, you don't have a show.

One can describe the world of today to the people of today only if one describes it as capable of alteration.

Unhappy the land that is in need of heroes.

Things take indeed a wondrous turn When learned men do stoop to learn.

A good soldier has his heart and soul in it. When he receives an order, he gets a hard on, and when he drives his lance through his enemy's guts, he comes.

A man who strains himself on the stage is bound, if he is any good, to strain all the people sitting in the stalls.

Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are.