What rapture, oh, it is to know A good thing when you see it And having seen a good thing, oh, What rapture 'tis to flee it.

I don't like where I'm going and I don't like where I've been. Why am I in a hurry?

Great sport begins at a point where it has ceased to be healthy.

A good soldier has his heart and soul in it. When he receives an order, he gets a hard on, and when he drives his lance through his enemy's guts, he comes.

When the house of a great one collapses Many little ones are slain.

If you don't have fun, you don't have a show.

First the pork chops, then morality