I'm a great believer in karma and the vengeance that it serves up to those who are deliberately mean is generally enough for me.

My size has helped make me an amazing performer too. The cliche of the Funny Fat Friend: I absolutely was that character - I am that character... It's a complicated bag of tools I acquired, and I've put them all to work onstage.

It's funny how something so normal and mundane that you see every day-your body-can be controversial. The shock value is intense. It's like carrying an art piece around with you all the time.

I am tired of spending a little bit of money in a lot of pieces because they keep on falling apart.

For me the greatest revenge of all is having a happy adulthood, waking up in my gorgeous turquoise bedroom in the morning beside a person who really inspires me. That's the best revenge a girl-loving-girl from the Bible belt could possibly have. And, importantly, it's healthy.

I don't have a good attention span and can't spend long in record stores or video shops or games emporiums without getting grumpy.

A beautiful plant is like having a friend around the house.