I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your din-din.

I've lost my faith in science.

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete.

Once the love bug wears off, as it inevitably does, you are shocked to discover that you really didn't know the object of your affections at all. We know this to be so, even as we repeat the same mistake over and over and over.

There may be a heaven, but if Joan Crawford is there, I'm not going.

She did it the hard way.

You will never be happier than you expect. To change your happiness, change your expectation.