Never, never trust anyone who asks for white wine. It means they're phonies.

I want to die with my high heels on, still in action.

If everybody likes you, you are not a very interesting person.

One begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake.

I never said anything that was unprintable. Never said anything just for the sake of being startling.

Women are the essential part of the theater but the writers are not writing about women. I think they're too perplexed about the whole female situation probably.

If everybody likes you, you're pretty dull.