Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night! - As Margo Channing in All About Eve

It's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for someone you're not. It's a sign of your worth sometimes, if you're hated by the right people.

It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend on human relations for lasting reward. It is only work that truly satisfies.

There's only one way to work -- like hell.

She's the original good time who was had by all.

You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good . . . Joan Crawford is dead. Good.

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin