I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries.

At 50, I thought proudly: Here we are, half century! Being 60 was fairly frightening. You want to know how I spent my 70th birthday? I put on a completely black face, a fuzzy black Afro wig, wore black clothes and hung a black wreath on my door.

If everyone likes you, you're not doing it right.

Home is where you go to when you've nowhere to go.

I may not have been wearing a mink coat, but I was traveling with a dog. That should have made you think I was an actress!

Discipline is a symbol of caring to a child.He needs guidance.If there is love, there is no such thing as being too tough with a child. A parent must also not be afraid to hang himself. If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent.

The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms.