Pray to God and say the lines.

One begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake.

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin

I was thought to be 'stuck up.' I wasn't. I was just sure of myself. This is and always has been an unforgivable quality to the unsure.

If everybody likes you, you're pretty dull.

Among the reasons marriages fail, sex ranks no higher than fourth, behind money, having only one bathroom, and an inability to communicate, reasons one, two and three.

Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night! - As Margo Channing in All About Eve