Among the reasons marriages fail, sex ranks no higher than fourth, behind money, having only one bathroom, and an inability to communicate, reasons one, two and three.
I was thought to be "stuck up." I wasn't. i was just sure of myself.
You know what I'm going to have on my gravestone? 'She did it the hard way.'
There is a certain ecstasy in wanting things you can't get.
I think I'll have a large order of prognosis negative.
I have eyes like a bullfrog, a neck like an ostrich and long, limp hair. You just have to be good to survive with that equipment.