It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend on human relations for lasting reward. It is only work that truly satisfies.

I wouldn't piss on Joan Crawford if she were on fire.

I think it's just too much trouble to be dishonest and keep up with yourself.

You know what I'm going to have on my gravestone? 'She did it the hard way.'

If you want a thing done well, get a couple of old broads to do it.

I don't think in business it matters whether you're a man or a woman if you can do your job and have a brain.

I've lost my faith in science.