Women are the essential part of the theater but the writers are not writing about women. I think they're too perplexed about the whole female situation probably.

I believe one should be a woman at home.

If you want a thing done well, get a couple of old broads to do it.

Almost as many inhumanities are committed in the name of love as in the name of religion.

Getting old is not for sissies.

Don't you hate people who drink white wine? I mean, my dear, every alcoholic in town is getting falling-down drunk on white wine. They think they aren't drunks because they only drink wine. Never, never trust anyone who asks for white wine. It means they're phonies.

People stood on their chairs, cheering and waving. And it was all for me! Waves of love flooded the stage and washed over me. I started to cry. The sweetness of such a moment is impossible to describe. One is both lover and beloved. ... I'd found the one true, enduring romance of my life.