The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin
If men found out how to give birth to children they'll never propose again.
Never, never trust anyone who asks for white wine. It means they're phonies.
The act of sex, gratifying as it may be, is God's joke on humanity. It is man's last desperate stand at superintendency.
It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend on human relations for lasting reward. It is only work that truly satisfies.
Getting old is not for sissies.