She's the original good time who was had by all.

If men found out how to give birth to children they'll never propose again.

I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your din-din.

You should know me well enough by now to know I don't ask for things I don't think I can get.

The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms.

You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good . . . Joan Crawford is dead. Good.

I wanted to be the first to win three Oscars, but Miss Hepburn has done it. Actually it hasn't been done. Miss Hepburn only won half an Oscar. If they'd given me half an Oscar I would have thrown it back in their faces. You see, I'm an Aries. I never lose.