Among the reasons marriages fail, sex ranks no higher than fourth, behind money, having only one bathroom, and an inability to communicate, reasons one, two and three.

You know what I'm going to have on my gravestone? 'She did it the hard way.'

Dramatic art in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater.

Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night! - As Margo Channing in All About Eve

Mother of three; divorcee; American. Twenty years experience as an actress in motion pictures. Mobile still and more affable than rumour would have it. Wants steady employment in Hollywood. (Has had Broadway). References upon request.

I think it's just too much trouble to be dishonest and keep up with yourself.

Being called very, very difficult is the beginning of success. Until you're called very, very difficult you're really nobody at all.