Among the reasons marriages fail, sex ranks no higher than fourth, behind money, having only one bathroom, and an inability to communicate, reasons one, two and three.

I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.

Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night! - As Margo Channing in All About Eve

I've lost my faith in science.

Yes, burn your bridges.

You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good . . . Joan Crawford is dead. Good.

I don't think in business it matters whether you're a man or a woman if you can do your job and have a brain.