Just because people don't meet you doesn't mean they're not out there breaking their asses trying to get around.

That's the Oscars for ya - you remember who was nominated, but you don't remember who won!

I've forbidden my daughter to have grandchildren, I'm too young.

Thank God for the gays. I don't know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.

Image is everything, and the voice or the idea or the song is hardly anything at all. Half the time the person isn't even doing the singing. I'm a bit cynical about this [music] business.

The [film] business is run by men, and they're basically interested in their own species, and they're not so interested in women belonging to the human race.

I think the essence of humor has not changed. It's all about surprise, facilitating follows. But the context of humor has changed. Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It's brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.