Thank God for the gays. I don't know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.

That's the Oscars for ya - you remember who was nominated, but you don't remember who won!

While I was growing up, I believed I could do anything I could think of. So the challenge was always to keep thinking - to get to where I wanted to be and then to think of somewhere else to go.

It's the one who won't be taken that cannot seem to give, and the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live.

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.

Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.

I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.