It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream afraid of waking that never takes the chance.

If they [at the audition] don't like the way you sound they won't buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.

before one actually visits them, everyone tends to think of their favorite countries as one grand Disneyland filled with national monuments and historical treasures conveniently laid out for easy viewing, when what they really are filled with, of course, is people going to work, laundromats and places to buy rat poison.

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

When it's time to shuffle off this mortal coil, you leave your ashes to be composted.

I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we're screwed!

I sold my soul to rock 'n' roll.