[On Denmark:] ... that little country of cottage cheese and courage.
Enough about me. What do you think about me?
Self-esteem is something you have to earn!
Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
Humor disarms people. They don't feel threatened.
If someone were to say seriously, "I'm divine," she'd have to be locked up. There are lots of people in mental institutions going around saying "I'm God." But because I'm funny about it, they haven't locked me up yet. And I don't give myself airs, either.