My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.

All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don't believe it. I don't believe it for one minute. He hasn't been to one of my shows.

Sometimes you have to make your own opportunities, and that's why I'm on TV. I wasn't going to sit around anymore, waiting for the damn phone to ring. I had to create my own place - I've always done that.

Without passion, the powers-that-be can run roughshod over you.

While I was growing up, I believed I could do anything I could think of. So the challenge was always to keep thinking - to get to where I wanted to be and then to think of somewhere else to go.

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.