I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.

I fear for the future of the planet. But in a funny way, I'm even sanguine about that.

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

I've always said that people have unrealistic expectations.

People have an obligation to live up to their potential.

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.