I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.

Life is like cooking your masterpiece recipe. You have to get the right ingredients,have the right mixture and the right cooking time to reveal the PERFECT and DELICIOUS TASTE of your craft.

I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses' plastic surgery.

Everyone goes through their winters and springs, and their summers and autumns.

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.

I would much rather watch myself than listen to myself. The moving is second nature, but the listening... that's the art.